-Clear Football Helmets: Some fellers really appreciate & spend a lot of money on the upkeep & symmetrical balance of their hair dos. Recently it seems like every team is required to draft a linebacker with unkempt dangling dreadlocks & here i am forced so look at these unkempt knots & gnarls... so maybe it's time to share the spotlight? [Who doesn't appreciate a well quaffed head of blossoming follicle proteins?]
-Carpeted Sided cars: Some people like wood floors... some people like carpet. Replacing the wood paneling on those classic Ford Station Wagons might be a lovely preference option... however i wouldn't go marble or granite... not a good mileage choice. [Foam might be nice for the less skilled driver]
-The Jewish Biker Gang, HHHHck-ells Angels. Yes, easily identifiable by their spiked yarmulkes... I say you ride your kosher hogs!
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