-Hmmmm... i guess February is not the month to open a Minstrel Show.
-Say, here's a product no one has come up wif yet... It's a new serum… you mix Geritol with some detergent… & viola! You have the cure for dirty ol' men
-Boy, my Uncle is so bad with his money… Seriously, if you'd tape all of his bum checks together... you'd have yourself a good size rubber rain coat!
-Well it's happened... The NY Transportation Dept has just announced that hey are expecting 10,000 new potholes from all the snow... which means they have run out of street!
-Say, here's a product no one has come up wif yet... It's a new serum… you mix Geritol with some detergent… & viola! You have the cure for dirty ol' men
-Boy, my Uncle is so bad with his money… Seriously, if you'd tape all of his bum checks together... you'd have yourself a good size rubber rain coat!
-Well it's happened... The NY Transportation Dept has just announced that hey are expecting 10,000 new potholes from all the snow... which means they have run out of street!
-OK, 1 more... so i went to this quarter car wash... dabnabbit... they only washed a quarter of my car!

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