Breakfast of Semi Finalist

You'd think a Juggler would find himself on the front of a 'Trix' cereal box... similar to a Lawyer being on the front of a 'Fruit Loop-Hole' cereal box or Bernie Madoff being on a 'Bad Chex' cereal box. It's an honor none the less & i promise to only use my Wheaties power for good. Here's another thought... Rice Crispy Treats... where are the Wheaties Treats or the Cheerio Treats? Wait a minute... Capt. Crunch Treats!!! You heard it here first, folks... boy they would sell like hot cakes... [Gasp!] oh no, another breakfast conflict.

Frog Mutes

Scampering to & fro... a Rare Breed of Reptile & rarely seen is the Mute Frog. Since they were Born with No Tongue they must run or Hop skip & jump to Catch Flies... by Hand! They do however have the gift of great Longevity... Why? Because they can't Croak silly.

Crazy Straw Test Pilot

How do we know a Straw is Crazy? Same with a Crazy Glue. Visually we can see the difference but what if the Curvy Straw is just a fan of Dr. Seuss? And why do we grow out of these wonderful Liquid Slurping Hamster Habitrails? What... you won't look Cool in a Singles Bar with your Tall Glass filled with an Adult Beverage & Black Gourmet Crazy Straw? [Say, if a Zulu Warrior shoots a Poison Dart from one of these would it follow the same Curvy Straw Pattern?] Oops... There i go thinking again...

Dr. Seuss Straight Jacket

Being Dyslexic my dreams were different. When i was a Kid i ran away from the Circus to join a home... a Halfway Home for the Crazies. I lived in the Basement & most of the other Tenants were Nuts over me. I wonder when the Straight Jacket Fashion became a Fad? Did they have a Fashion Show? Can you buy the whole Ensemble? Are there Straight Sox? Straight Trousers? Straight Tank Tops for Summer? I know... i know... that's Crazy Talk!

The Boobie Hatch Bugle Staff

People always wonder if i have staff or company that enables me to continually develop this output of determined greatness. Well... yes... we are of 1 mind & regardless of different clothing we seem to work seamlessly & forthright. Just left of the photo is also a one trick pony... fired from the circus but effective for me & my company.

Stand-Up Comic Strip

Half Man, Half Doodle... Izzy Mycawn performs his Odd & Wacky observations & impressions in Newspapers across America. Hoping for Bookings & Cameos in other Comic Strips, Izzy is always available, even for Obituaries! No off-Black & White humor here & on Sundays he especially remains On-Color. He's come along way since the days Hecklers threw Erasers... Coming to a Newspaper near your Porch!

Brain Storming

I made this over 10-15 years ago & still find it charming. In Reality it would be frightening. But in Graphic form i find it Charmingly Surreal. And sure, not everyone will get it. It's Brainy, for some too Cerebral & yes... this graphic is a real Thinker. But perhaps we need more weather like this to conquer all the human elements plaguing the world today. So don your Yellow Slicker & Thinking Caps & Smarty Pants & look for Gray Matter Skies...

Mt. Rushmore Gets a Make-Over

Preeeeeeetty! Are these our Forefathers or 4 Sugar Daddies? I was going to make them all Mimes but felt that might look too scary or French. There are so many alternative directions i could go here that i think i'll leave them alone for now. [Sunglasses for Hollywood, Backwards Baseball Caps for Hip Hop, etc] Maybe my next one will be 'Mt. Rushmore... Bad Hair Day'

The Howling Hippo

High in the African Appalachian Mountains, a sound can be heard permeating the still Moonlit Nights of August. Like an Airhorn Mating call these Savvy Hippos call out for a female named 'Stella' while ignoring their female companions. Odd? Sure, but where else did you expect a Story to go about a Hippo Howling at a Moon. The only thing a Hippo really Howls at are good Elephant Jokes.

The Boobie Hatch Digest Vol. 1 [2007]

Boobie Hatch Digest 1

Uke Proliferation

i was under a lot of Strain here... Arrested because my Dog Had Fleas & for loitering... i was simply just down on my Pluck. Luckily i struck a Chord with the Judge & should be Tip Toeing thru the Tulips out of here. Caught after Police followed the description of 5 Foot 2, Eyes of Blue... in the meantime... Quick... somebody Bake me a Cake with a Pick.

Comic Concussion

Yep. If an Astronomer bonks his head he sees Constellations. If a Cave man bumps his head he sees Pterodactyls. A Badminton player... Shuttlecocks. A Rabbi... Star-of-Davids. So, if a Comic smacks his head? Ta da! It's endless... A Suburban Dweller... Pink Flamingos. An Obstetrician... Storks. A Werewolf...

Pocketful of Sunshine

Everybody needs their vitamin D. Maybe this is how God got started. Maybe the Earth started out as just a Jaw Breaker. Forget all this Scientific mumbo jumbo & pontification. Maybe the Big Bang Theory was a giant popping bubble. Hmmmm... I'm putting all my faith into Planet Gumball. Look on the bottom of your Shoe & what do you see? Pluto. [Sigh] I miss Pluto.

Free Range Jack-In-The-Box

This really is Thinking Outside the Box! Sure they start off Cranky... but after a few days of Roaming these Jacks begin easing up & taking in all the sights. Some still have trouble getting that Obsessive Song, "Pop Goes The Weasel," out of their heads, but that's a small price to pay for their freedom. So if you Crank a brightly colored box & are hoping to see a Clown Spring into View & alas it does not, do not fret... just remember, for every Empty Shiny Vividly Painted Box Bursting open to only a Bubble of trapped Air, a Clown gets his Shoes.

Superhero Self Defense Man

Why hasn't Marvel capitalized on this guy yet? In every Self Defense Class you have this guy take on Brutal Force from students & he's practically invincible. So how 'bout it Self Defense Man... step up. And let's not forget about Airbag Man? On a completely different note, if they passed a law where every man is required to wear a Cup would they have to cancel America's Funniest Videos?

Venetian Blind

For some... this will make you shutter... i apologize... for that last joke... Oddly this seeing eye dog has the natural instinct to swim dog paddle & yet where is his paddle? Oh well, back to the drawing board... no really... i have to go back & draw that paddle.

The Jack Walrus Terrier

One of the smartest Sea Creatures that you rarely hear about is the Jack Walrus Terrier. Breeders cross bred the Jack Russell Terrier with a Walrus for the Sole purpose of finding a much more effective way to fetch Fish Sticks. Snorkelers love them because they also fetch their Flippers & Longshoremen find them humorous every time they lift their tails & relieve themselves on a Dingy.

Right To Bare Armadillos

It's their 2nd Amendment right... & although cumbersome, it's quite a bit safer since now a Gunfight will end up looking more like a game of Bocci Ball rather than a Lethal Duel to the end. One Sheriff just wears a Sheriff Badger & that seems to be enough to keep the peace. Now it's less about the Man behind the Badger & more about the Badger in front of the Man. [Looky, i made a Quotable Quote!]

Straw Wrapper Tank

Aren't you tired of the unwarranted unprovoked surprise attacks of the domestic straw wrapper boinking off your nose. It all starts peacefully doesn't it? You share a table in a lovely cafe, order fun drinks or Root beer Floats & then Wham! Exactly, your sitting next to George Michael's & Andrew Ridgeley who are now singing songs & spitting their straw wrappers at you... hmmm what to do? Perhaps attaining a better arsenal. Isn't it time for a lil Straw Revenge

Bad Peacock Photo

Getting a good photo of some subjects is, many times, next to impossible. I tried to get a good photo of a fly up close & sure enough he closed 241 eyes. I tried to get a candid photo of a mannequin... no such luck... i even set the timer. And here is another one of my failed attempts, the peacock... in all his glory & yet... can you see the problem? Yep. Classic red eyes. [Sigh]

Mad Cow

Hey that's not so bad. Is this funny or not... hmmmmm... What me worry? I think Jerry Seinfeld said it best, "Hello alfred e. NEWMAN!" And have we got any mad milk yet? How about mad cheese? Incidentally... i've seen the show "Mad Men". It's not as funny as Mad Magazine. Ba Bump Bump, try the beef tips & hey, don't forget to tip your cows.