Buffalo Wings

Ah the days when the skys were black with flocks of buffalo... My wonder is why did we pick these beasts for snack food when they have such tiny wings to begin with? Why not Spicy Fairy Gossamer wings? or Honey glazed Pegasus wings? Or Original Recipe

B-52's!

2 of 2: The Full Loaf Toaster

2. [June 26th]

Wouldn't this be a time saver...

1 of 2: "Gifted"

1. [June 25th]

While other kids played the triangle... i mastered the Hexagon

The B-1 Beanie

The F-14 & Stealth beanies are also impressive although reserved for the more gifted child. I believe it all started with young Orville Wright & his paper beanie.

Man From La Munchie

Well, originally i was going to have a passive knight joust with a Cheeto... then i thought of a disillusionary knight jousting a windmill with a blowdryer... finally i decided i was just making to much sense & settle on a vegetarian jousting with a carrot on a giant bunny. Logical.

Strolling Clownfish

Well who doesn't love Sea World? Best sushi on the planet. But by far the best spectacle this time around were the Clownfish. Don't get me wrong, the Squeaky Hammer Head Sharks or Fish Schticks were fun, but the Clownfish made me laugh so hard i actually passed tartar sauce through my nose.

Day 2. [I don't work weekends]

I think there is just no excuse for a harpist not to floss. When is the Holiday for Strings i've heard so much about? Surely it's a quiet holiday... a day without string cheese & silly string. Works for me.

Be Bold & Blogosphereless

Tripolar. I've been to Alaska,

Antarctica & Poland.

Wild & odd creatures are lining up for their turn on my Blogosphere. The stranger, the better. I will do everything i can to keep their visits brief. But no matter the fodder, this zoo must roam & flourish for if a tree falls in a forest, arrest the beaver on vandalism charges & mute his tail so he won't alert others.

Welcome.