Twitter Pidgeons

The one thing constant is change. No matter how hard i try i always end up with jingling pockets & jars full of nickels & dimes. But i digress... Today's homing pigeon need not brave the elements & fly through sleet & snow. Today he's tech savvy & can now simply twitter messages once strapped to his drumstick. What's next for these once purposeful avian pilots? Recumbent perches.