
Click-Clikc! Click-Click! Click-Click-Snap!!! The movie title 'Jaws', on it's own, sells tickets. Just the thought & sound of it is frightening & intriguing. "Paws" would have been too cute & maybe only frightening to mailmen & mice. ["Of Mice & Mailmen]. & "Gnaws" almost works but really, what crowd would flee from nibbling beavers? "Claws" however, i strongly believe, would work. Crabs are weird & frightening. The theme would be played on castanets instead of a cello & the end of the movie would feature some salty dog wielding a giant 9-foot shell cracker.

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