Devolution

Well, what seems to be a secret to many of my fans is that i am actually quite a proficient juggler. And i have noticed, of late, that there is a surge of folks wanting to learn how to juggle. But i think it's a dastardly trick against humanity. I think it is taking humankind in the opposite direction. We spend the greater parts of our lives trying to rise up & be counted & yet no matter how good of a juggler you are you will be quickly brought back down to earth in minutes! After a while, many take on more & more gravity & after a while are... yes they become grounded. Don't believe me? Show of hands, 'Who has this happened to?' See... no hands... why? They're all buried under a hill of gravity.