Friday, September 11, 2009

Early Unicycles


Hi Ho Hee Hee Ho Silver! Clown pioneers of the ol' west really had it rough. Many traveled by tiny stagecoach or in tiny covered wagons being towed by a team of Chihuahuas. "Get Aloooong Teeny Balloon Doggies". Some were gunned down while trying to get their giant foam guns out of their holsters while others claimed their 'Bang' flags were quicker than a gunslingers bullet. Luckily, many also survived wild Indian attacks since their 'Arrows Thru The Head' apparel made it seem like Injuns had already been there. These Silly Settlers safely traveled on atop their trusty unihorses & eventually settle in & established a good living running their rubber chicken farms. For a complete history of these notable pioneers, just Wackipedia Wyatt Burp, Messy James or Silly the Kid

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