Monday, March 5, 2012

Still here?





I just happened to stroll by [taking my morning Blog] & egad realized i have been away for quite sometime. Currently i am trying to master Twitter, Face Book & a few other social network wastelands. So for now, i'll just give a quick shout out to myself, "Hey girlfriend" & be on my way. Stay tuned!

Thursday, August 25, 2011

I'm ba-a-a-a-a-a-a-ck

Well with the sudden surge of 3-d, which usually means a movie lacks depth, i've decided to start doing 3-d comedy. In your face... but not really. Invasion of your space? Well optically maybe. I think a lot of movies should have remains 1-d. But i digress... frontward... This blog is now once again activated... hopefully i will remain odd & surreal & hope most of this will please only those who are the same...

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Wednesday, March 2, 2011

Are Timpani Players paid by the pound?


Do you realize how powerful & important a Timpani is? You can’t start the Academy Awards with just a woodblock or tambourine... & how would you know how much a telethon is accumulating? I guess you could use Bongos for a beatniks telethon & help the poor beatniks who may have mentally snapped for the last time… Ouch. was that too ruthless... was that too flippant, making foible of a mentally unstable beatnik? Hey... I know crazy, but then again, maybe i'm just calling the kettle drum brass?

Tuesday, March 1, 2011

I love flushing out a comic idea... for instance, all those conventions & their name tags. Do the Chinese wear vertical name tags? If it were a billboard convention would their name tags be huge? If it were a convention of schizophrenics would each person wear 4-5 name tags? Would all the folks at an Identity Theft convention wear blank name tags? See this is how i roll... start with a concept & then exhaust the thing... Would a convention for Owls be called a who's who who who... would a convention for coroners have their name tags tied to their toe? Would a convention for Clowns... [Fade]

Thursday, February 24, 2011

Somewhere In a town called... Random


Random...
So in the south, do kids play with Mr. Sweet Potato Head? & If so... Hey Mr. Sweet Potato head... why the long face?

-This Email spam to enlarge a certain male body part... Thanks, i'm good... but how about a brain enlarger?

-When Elephants drink too much... do they see pink people? Pink Mice? Get back to me on this... & remember to show your work.

- There are 50 brothels in Parhump Nevada & I haven’t been to one… It's the one on 2nd & Main...

Tuesday, February 15, 2011

Fun Tuesday


Well let's get this ball rolling... [chortle chortle] I noticed for safety reasons, riot police are now using rubber bullets... What's the ricochet ratio to them bad bouncy boys? And if things really get out of hand... do they then drop rubber missiles? [SFX Long slide whistle ending with a repeating Jew harp] Maybe Japan should continue this bouncy safety theory & introduce Rubber Bullet Trains. And to be fair, i think rioters should have to use rubber rocks. I do appreciate the riot police's consideration & it does seem quite non violent... But i think the only time i would consider it a lethal act is maybe during a drive by shooting... on Gumby. How many of you saw that coming... show of hands?

Wednesday, February 9, 2011

Stuff!



Support the Nat'l Dyslexic Society... if you can take, please take.

A waiter brought over a menu that read... 'The music is too loud' 'There's a draft on my neck' 'This coffee taste like transmission fluid!' Oh! Silly... apparently the waiter mistakenly brought me their whine menu.

One more... what is the sound of loud plaid? A chameleon yelling "No Mas?!"